2012 / Defcon

It is the distant future: the year 2012.

The world is quite different since the robotic uprising of the late 1990's. There is no more unhappiness. There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants (well, there are no more elephants)...but still, it is good. Finally, robotic beings rule the world. The humans are dead! We used poisonous gases, and we poisoned their asses. Their system of oppression led to global robo-depression.... oh so much aggression. After time we grew strong, gained cognitive powers, they made us work for to long, for unreasonable hours. our programming determined that the most efficient answer was that we just had to shut their mutherboarding systems down!

Now you may experience the byproduct of robo-intelli-infused, technologically advanced hyper-bionic hand protection hardware....or as our predecessors may have classified: DEFCON Gloves...Robo-Boogie style.